Nine words women use
(1) Fine!: This is the word women use to end an argument when they think they are right and you need to shut up!

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an  hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing!: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

(4) Go Ahead!: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Mmm! (Loud Sigh): This is not actually a word, but do men often misunderstand a non-verbal statement. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question or reply. Just say you're welcome.

(8) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking  "What’s wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

Learnt the 9th one today.

(9) Ssssorry: Actually not feeling sorry, indirectly asking the man to keep quite!!!!!! Else be ready for #3.

Man folks take note of these................